Coming soon, my adults only pay site.
Apparently my last post contained some language suitable for adults only. The offending passage follows.
"I gave it a good hosing with WD40 about a week ago and I could see the lube glistening in the sun."
Some readers found this to have a, say, pornographic edge to it. I read it to my wife and she burst out laughing when I read it to her. This was before I told her what some of you had to say. So I'm thinking I may have a future as an Erotic Bicycle Stories writer. Yep, that's right. You'll all be laughing good and hard when you log onto my pay-only site. Yeah, that's the ticket.
My first temptation was to continue in the same manner as though I'd never read the comments. "I could hear her bottom bracket groan as I pumped the pedals, my pace ever quickening." Now we're talking. I've been waiting a long time for a break like this.
My Jr high school sense of humor tempts me to continue. For the sake of those I've already offended, I'll stop.
Anonymous took the time to respond to my question about wd40. For a guy who drinks a lot of beer, he's pretty sharp. He pointed out, and rightfully so, that my $9 chain was nothing compared to my substantially more expensive cassette and front sprocket rings. Anywho, food for thought. I surrender. It's chain lube from now on. I'm certain it will "glisten" even more than wd40.
Ride on. Be safe. The end.
"I gave it a good hosing with WD40 about a week ago and I could see the lube glistening in the sun."
Some readers found this to have a, say, pornographic edge to it. I read it to my wife and she burst out laughing when I read it to her. This was before I told her what some of you had to say. So I'm thinking I may have a future as an Erotic Bicycle Stories writer. Yep, that's right. You'll all be laughing good and hard when you log onto my pay-only site. Yeah, that's the ticket.
My first temptation was to continue in the same manner as though I'd never read the comments. "I could hear her bottom bracket groan as I pumped the pedals, my pace ever quickening." Now we're talking. I've been waiting a long time for a break like this.
My Jr high school sense of humor tempts me to continue. For the sake of those I've already offended, I'll stop.
Anonymous took the time to respond to my question about wd40. For a guy who drinks a lot of beer, he's pretty sharp. He pointed out, and rightfully so, that my $9 chain was nothing compared to my substantially more expensive cassette and front sprocket rings. Anywho, food for thought. I surrender. It's chain lube from now on. I'm certain it will "glisten" even more than wd40.
Ride on. Be safe. The end.
posted by Jim at Monday, March 20, 2006
2 Comments:
What a hoot! I've got my credit card ready.
I get a free lifetime membership, right?
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